[GAME IDEA] Professor Bumlick's A-list Anal Adventure
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2025 7:16 am
Hi guys, here's my idea involving a new character.
"Professor Bumlick" (parody of Professor Garlick)
Appearance/body: https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1672/54ee538f9528c0c9b385b068579a7fa4.jpeg?11654090
Dress (no hat): https://www.deviantart.com/coatdark/art/Professor-Mirabel-Garlick-Wingardium-Leviosa-1-971414653
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(Introduction story)
Ever since she arrived last year, Professor Bumlick had quickly become one of the most beloved teachers at MNF High. She stood out for her kindness and genuine care; she was the kind of teacher who smiled at everyone and always saw the best in people, even when she probably shouldn’t. Sweet and a little naive, she often missed jokes or didn’t catch on when students were teasing her.
Compared to the other teachers, she was noticeably young, and undeniably beautiful. So it was no surprise that Pete, a quiet student who sat in the back of her senior class, had developed a crush on her almost immediately.
One day, Pete noticed something different about Professor Bumlick: her smile was a little smaller, and her eyes a bit tired. She seemed distracted, and he’d overheard some talk about recent teacher salary cuts. Wanting to cheer her up, Pete worked up the nerve to invite her out, just for something simple to lift her spirits. But she smiled gently and shook her head, thanking him sweetly. “That’s very kind of you, Pete,” she said, “but I’ve got other plans tonight. Something I’m really looking forward to.” She didn’t say more, but her eyes lit up just a little, leaving Pete both curious and quietly disappointed.
(Cut to night, Pete at his computer)
Pete: She’s been on my mind all day... I can't believe I actually took a chance and completely blew it! Well, I probably never had a chance anyway, I should stop overthinking... a bit of the usual jerking off would put my mind at ease.
Hmmm, what’s this livestream? Baka's Backdoor Break-in 3... a bit hardcore, but this should work.
Wait... is that? No... don't tell me.. I must be dreaming!
(Now viewing livestream)
Mizuki: So you're here for your very first scene! Would you introduce yourself and a bit of what you've done in the past?
Bumlick: Hi! You can call me Miss Heavyhooters. I’m actually a high school teacher… so this is definitely new for me.
Mizuki: Not exactly the usual after-school job, huh? What made you say yes to a full anal scene?
Bumlick: Honestly? Bills. Teacher pay isn’t great. And since this type of love scene came with such higher pay I went for it!
Mizuki: A lot of women would be nervous. You seem excited.
Bumlick: I was a little surprised when I read the role... having sex using my anus seems a bit dirty to me. But everyone’s been so nice, and I figured I would try something new!
Mizuki: I love your attitude! Have you ever had your ass pounded?
Bumlick: Never! Hehe. This is my very first time.
Mizuki: Wow! Baka's going to love you. He’s worked with a lot of newcomers, but someone like you? That’s rare. People are going to remember you.
Bumlick: Thanks!! I’m really excited to meet Mr Baka.
Baka: Well now, I like what I've overheard from our fresh meat! I guess I'll be the one giving this sexy teacher her first lesson today, and it's going to be one you won't forget! Mizuki, I think our views are gonna skyrocket.
Bumlick: Wow, um... thanks Mr Baka! I'll try my best to put on a good show!
Baka: Folks are also gonna love that dumb bitch vibe you give off, hah! Enough talk though, get over by the bed and on your knees whore. Let's see what you can do.
(Sex scenes begin)
1. Blowjob/facefuck https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1916/5f7a34626188fcc50e721ed86bdd1e4f.jpeg?13884556
[Idle]
Baka: Alright bitch, lets start by evaluating your cocksucking skills.
Bumlick: WOW! Sorry, I've never seen one, this... humongous...
[Easy]
Bumlick: Slllk... sllrp... schlup... mmm-hmm...
Baka: You'll need to get deeper and sloppier than that, bitch!
[Medium]
(Baka grabs her head and starts throat fucking her)
Baka: Not quite my style!
Bumlick: Holy sh- ! Hrrkk—ghk—glkk!
[Hard]
Baka: Damn fellas, this girl you found can take it pretty deep!
Bumlick: Ghhkk-hurk! Nggkh—hhk *Gagging*
[Cum]
Baka: Fuck yeah! I'm gonna pump this load straight down your throat you useless whore!
Bumlick: Ughk—ghhk-hurrrk
*Cum*
Bumlick: .....*Gulp*
Baka: Alright cow, time for the main event, get on the bed and spread those cheeks.
2. Doggystyle anal https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3410/aaad850a7596e4c09e1440e6ce4eee2d.jpeg?3843730
[Idle]
Bumlick: Wow, um.... do you really think it will fit? I mean, not that I—I’m... just thinking maybe we take a tiny moment to breathe first?
Baka: We’re not here for your commentary bitch, we’re here to break open your back door! Now say your line for the camera!
Bumlick: Right, umm.. please shove your big cock into my asshole!
[Easy]
Bumlick: *GASP*
Baka: Fuuuck that’s tight! Nothing quite like the grip of a virgin asshole around Baka’s monster!
[Medium]
Baka: Damn Mizuki, check it out! This shithole is clinging so hard, it’s practically suctioned!
Bumlick: AGHH! That f-feels g-good but, can w-we... MMPH!.. use some m-more.. OOOHH!.. l-lubricant!?
[Hard]
Bumlick: AHH! AAGHH! AAGHH!! Fuuuuuck!!! Oh GOD... don't stop!!!
Baka: Fuck this bitch is special! Whichever one of you found this slut gets a raise!
[Cum]
Baka: Oh yeah, this tight ring is squeezing my cock like it owes money! And I'm about to give it a deep deposit!
Bumlick: Yes, please, do it in my rectum!!
*Cum*
3. Mating press https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2413/113a178f68f687166a5fba7044d63afc.gif?13816399
[Idle]
Baka: I'm not done with you yet cow, this asshole's gonna get stretched to its limit!
Bumlick: Yes! Stick it back in my... shithole. Please! Hehe!
[Anal - Easy]
Bumlick: Fuck! This position is... it feels like I'm being torn apart inside!
[Anal - Medium]
Baka: Take your punishment fuckpig!
Bumlick: UNGHH! My poor butthole is gonna be so loose!
[Anal - Hard]
Baka: Who does this ass belong to?!
Bumlick: Y-you daddy! AAGHHH!! My anus exists for your pleasure!!
[Vaginal - Easy]
Baka: I think we've successfully Baka-fied this cumslut's ass beyond repair! Now, I've been wanting to sample this fat pussy all day...
Bumlick: Oh uhm... yes, whatever you want handsome!
[Vaginal - Medium]
Baka: Fuck this pussy's tight too, how many guys have you been with?
Bumlick: Mmfhh... one or.. two
Baka: Shrimp dick losers, this cunt feels brand new!
[Vaginal - Hard]
Baka: Just a bit further, I gotta get balls deep!
Bumlick: Yes!! Aughhhh!! Fuck me deeper!
[Vaginal - Cum]
Baka: Get the close-up shot ready, I’m about to pull out and drench this bitch!
Bumlick: Wait! I-I don’t want to get too messy... Y-you can just f-finish inside instead... mmmph... I don’t mind Mr Baka
Baka: Damn you’re a nympho whore! You want it in your womb? You got it!
*Cum*
Mizuki: Aaaand scene!
(Cut back to Pete at his computer, having masturbated to the stream)
Pete: Holy shit, I can't believe I just got to see every part of my teacher on full display... Bumlick getting bumfucked?! I don't know if this is a dream come true, or a nightmare! Next time, it will be me, I'll make sure of that.
(Next day, image of school with text bubbles showing dialogue inside)
Bumlick: Good morning class!
Student 1: Good morning Professor Bumlick!
Student 2: Umm, Professor Bumlick, are you ok? You seem to be limping a bit.
Bumlick: Oh, this? Yeah, I, uh… might’ve overdid it a little during an... intense stretching lesson. Nothing exciting!
(End)
"Professor Bumlick" (parody of Professor Garlick)
Appearance/body: https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1672/54ee538f9528c0c9b385b068579a7fa4.jpeg?11654090
Dress (no hat): https://www.deviantart.com/coatdark/art/Professor-Mirabel-Garlick-Wingardium-Leviosa-1-971414653
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(Introduction story)
Ever since she arrived last year, Professor Bumlick had quickly become one of the most beloved teachers at MNF High. She stood out for her kindness and genuine care; she was the kind of teacher who smiled at everyone and always saw the best in people, even when she probably shouldn’t. Sweet and a little naive, she often missed jokes or didn’t catch on when students were teasing her.
Compared to the other teachers, she was noticeably young, and undeniably beautiful. So it was no surprise that Pete, a quiet student who sat in the back of her senior class, had developed a crush on her almost immediately.
One day, Pete noticed something different about Professor Bumlick: her smile was a little smaller, and her eyes a bit tired. She seemed distracted, and he’d overheard some talk about recent teacher salary cuts. Wanting to cheer her up, Pete worked up the nerve to invite her out, just for something simple to lift her spirits. But she smiled gently and shook her head, thanking him sweetly. “That’s very kind of you, Pete,” she said, “but I’ve got other plans tonight. Something I’m really looking forward to.” She didn’t say more, but her eyes lit up just a little, leaving Pete both curious and quietly disappointed.
(Cut to night, Pete at his computer)
Pete: She’s been on my mind all day... I can't believe I actually took a chance and completely blew it! Well, I probably never had a chance anyway, I should stop overthinking... a bit of the usual jerking off would put my mind at ease.
Hmmm, what’s this livestream? Baka's Backdoor Break-in 3... a bit hardcore, but this should work.
Wait... is that? No... don't tell me.. I must be dreaming!
(Now viewing livestream)
Mizuki: So you're here for your very first scene! Would you introduce yourself and a bit of what you've done in the past?
Bumlick: Hi! You can call me Miss Heavyhooters. I’m actually a high school teacher… so this is definitely new for me.
Mizuki: Not exactly the usual after-school job, huh? What made you say yes to a full anal scene?
Bumlick: Honestly? Bills. Teacher pay isn’t great. And since this type of love scene came with such higher pay I went for it!
Mizuki: A lot of women would be nervous. You seem excited.
Bumlick: I was a little surprised when I read the role... having sex using my anus seems a bit dirty to me. But everyone’s been so nice, and I figured I would try something new!
Mizuki: I love your attitude! Have you ever had your ass pounded?
Bumlick: Never! Hehe. This is my very first time.
Mizuki: Wow! Baka's going to love you. He’s worked with a lot of newcomers, but someone like you? That’s rare. People are going to remember you.
Bumlick: Thanks!! I’m really excited to meet Mr Baka.
Baka: Well now, I like what I've overheard from our fresh meat! I guess I'll be the one giving this sexy teacher her first lesson today, and it's going to be one you won't forget! Mizuki, I think our views are gonna skyrocket.
Bumlick: Wow, um... thanks Mr Baka! I'll try my best to put on a good show!
Baka: Folks are also gonna love that dumb bitch vibe you give off, hah! Enough talk though, get over by the bed and on your knees whore. Let's see what you can do.
(Sex scenes begin)
1. Blowjob/facefuck https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1916/5f7a34626188fcc50e721ed86bdd1e4f.jpeg?13884556
[Idle]
Baka: Alright bitch, lets start by evaluating your cocksucking skills.
Bumlick: WOW! Sorry, I've never seen one, this... humongous...
[Easy]
Bumlick: Slllk... sllrp... schlup... mmm-hmm...
Baka: You'll need to get deeper and sloppier than that, bitch!
[Medium]
(Baka grabs her head and starts throat fucking her)
Baka: Not quite my style!
Bumlick: Holy sh- ! Hrrkk—ghk—glkk!
[Hard]
Baka: Damn fellas, this girl you found can take it pretty deep!
Bumlick: Ghhkk-hurk! Nggkh—hhk *Gagging*
[Cum]
Baka: Fuck yeah! I'm gonna pump this load straight down your throat you useless whore!
Bumlick: Ughk—ghhk-hurrrk
*Cum*
Bumlick: .....*Gulp*
Baka: Alright cow, time for the main event, get on the bed and spread those cheeks.
2. Doggystyle anal https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3410/aaad850a7596e4c09e1440e6ce4eee2d.jpeg?3843730
[Idle]
Bumlick: Wow, um.... do you really think it will fit? I mean, not that I—I’m... just thinking maybe we take a tiny moment to breathe first?
Baka: We’re not here for your commentary bitch, we’re here to break open your back door! Now say your line for the camera!
Bumlick: Right, umm.. please shove your big cock into my asshole!
[Easy]
Bumlick: *GASP*
Baka: Fuuuck that’s tight! Nothing quite like the grip of a virgin asshole around Baka’s monster!
[Medium]
Baka: Damn Mizuki, check it out! This shithole is clinging so hard, it’s practically suctioned!
Bumlick: AGHH! That f-feels g-good but, can w-we... MMPH!.. use some m-more.. OOOHH!.. l-lubricant!?
[Hard]
Bumlick: AHH! AAGHH! AAGHH!! Fuuuuuck!!! Oh GOD... don't stop!!!
Baka: Fuck this bitch is special! Whichever one of you found this slut gets a raise!
[Cum]
Baka: Oh yeah, this tight ring is squeezing my cock like it owes money! And I'm about to give it a deep deposit!
Bumlick: Yes, please, do it in my rectum!!
*Cum*
3. Mating press https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2413/113a178f68f687166a5fba7044d63afc.gif?13816399
[Idle]
Baka: I'm not done with you yet cow, this asshole's gonna get stretched to its limit!
Bumlick: Yes! Stick it back in my... shithole. Please! Hehe!
[Anal - Easy]
Bumlick: Fuck! This position is... it feels like I'm being torn apart inside!
[Anal - Medium]
Baka: Take your punishment fuckpig!
Bumlick: UNGHH! My poor butthole is gonna be so loose!
[Anal - Hard]
Baka: Who does this ass belong to?!
Bumlick: Y-you daddy! AAGHHH!! My anus exists for your pleasure!!
[Vaginal - Easy]
Baka: I think we've successfully Baka-fied this cumslut's ass beyond repair! Now, I've been wanting to sample this fat pussy all day...
Bumlick: Oh uhm... yes, whatever you want handsome!
[Vaginal - Medium]
Baka: Fuck this pussy's tight too, how many guys have you been with?
Bumlick: Mmfhh... one or.. two
Baka: Shrimp dick losers, this cunt feels brand new!
[Vaginal - Hard]
Baka: Just a bit further, I gotta get balls deep!
Bumlick: Yes!! Aughhhh!! Fuck me deeper!
[Vaginal - Cum]
Baka: Get the close-up shot ready, I’m about to pull out and drench this bitch!
Bumlick: Wait! I-I don’t want to get too messy... Y-you can just f-finish inside instead... mmmph... I don’t mind Mr Baka
Baka: Damn you’re a nympho whore! You want it in your womb? You got it!
*Cum*
Mizuki: Aaaand scene!
(Cut back to Pete at his computer, having masturbated to the stream)
Pete: Holy shit, I can't believe I just got to see every part of my teacher on full display... Bumlick getting bumfucked?! I don't know if this is a dream come true, or a nightmare! Next time, it will be me, I'll make sure of that.
(Next day, image of school with text bubbles showing dialogue inside)
Bumlick: Good morning class!
Student 1: Good morning Professor Bumlick!
Student 2: Umm, Professor Bumlick, are you ok? You seem to be limping a bit.
Bumlick: Oh, this? Yeah, I, uh… might’ve overdid it a little during an... intense stretching lesson. Nothing exciting!
(End)