Nancy Boobitch always wanted to be the top reporter in Meet'N'Fuck Metropolis! She studied journalism at MnF University, earned great grades, and had a job at ULMF Action News lined up straight out of college... until she got knocked up with her son Justin! Her sister Natasha took Nancy's place as the reporter for ULMF and Nancy had to settle for a gig at MNF News! Now, even years later, Nancy will do anything to track down a lead and finish a story- especially if it means upstaging Natasha!